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ships out within 2 days
On the road for 40 hours,
Had no meal and had no shower
Smellin' like a bunch of angry skunks
Then I saw a road-side diner,
What a luck, it can't be finer,
Pushed the breaks and parked my brand new truck.
When I came back, I was like a stone
Holy shit, my rig is gone!
Goddamn car thieves, I was tossed,
Called the boss and called the cops
But those hardly showed any zeal.
Local boy said that he saw
Giant shining UFO
And he sweared that it has stole my wheels
Good Lord, what a dirty prank!
I don't care, I just want it back!
Run you alien bastards,
Run now while you can!
Tell your fuckin' master,
Don't you ever mess with me
Seven nights and seven days,
But I've found their secret place,
Never ask me how, but I did.
My revenge was cruel and mean,
Got into that space machine
And I flew away with lightnin' speed
Cosmic pirates, now you've paid the bills
Never goof around with trucker's wheels!